WE KEEP THE CORNERS.01 / THE MAIN EVENT
The Square.
Four corners. One very long wait.
Still keeping it under wraps.
SQUARE BURGERS. ROUNDABOUT ANSWERS.
fresh.
never ready.
FOUR CORNERS.
ZERO DEADLINES.
ZERO DEADLINES.
Your order is almost ready.
We’ve been saying that for a while.
ORDER No. 0001still preparing.YOUR PATIENCE IS OUR SPECIALTY.
OPENING HOURS: SOON UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.THE MENU ↓
THE PICK-UP WINDOW
we don’t cut corners.
just deadlines.
COUNTER No. 01 — STILL TAKING OUR TIMESOON STANDARD TIME
PREPARING 04
#001The websitePREPARING
#002The roadmapPREPARING
#003The whitepaperPREPARING
#004The big revealPREPARING
READY FOR PICKUP 00
Any minute now.
Give or take forever.The kitchen appreciates your patience.
THE WAITING SIMULATOR
Closer than ever.
Technically.
99.99%
EVERY DECIMAL MAKES A DIFFERENCE.
KEEP YOUR RECEIPT
WEN on the ticker.
SOON on the ticket.
Wendy’s gave us square burgers.
WEN gives this kitchen its pairing.
SOON is an independent meme project paired with the Wendy’s-linked WEN asset. No affiliation. Just a very specific sense of humor.
SOON↔WEN
the receipt, please. ↘
soon.
THE MOST PREPARED UNPREPARED KITCHEN
1 × SOONin the works
1 × WEN pairingon the menu
extra patienceincluded
ESTIMATED ARRIVALsoon.
The plan: SOON trading fees converted into WEN for eligible holders. Final rates and launch details are still in the kitchen.
PLEASE WAIT AGAIN.
PLEASE PULL UP TO THE NEXT WINDOW
sir, this is
a waiting room.
your order is important to us.